People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Ever Heard

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    Human body - r/AskReddit u/Corollo_Bro_91 - 20h What is the dumbest name you've ever heard someone give their child?
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    Font - halfwayhipster2 . 16h Sh'miracle ... Reply 1.9k
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    Organism - Altruistic-Cut9795. 16h Dracula. The parents were young meth heads and thankfully the nurses said Drake sounds much better and it's a short version of Dracula after the boy was born. Drake is alive and well, now 18 years old, parents quit the meth years ago, kinda still a messed up family. ... Reply 1.5k
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    Font - 00 Ko_DaBomb 16h I do contract based IT work. Implementation when hospitals buy each other out, stuff like that. Last week I was working with an office manager named MORONICA ... Reply 3.3k
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    Human body - LadyGraceOf ThePits. 14h Kerosene. And she would always add "like the gas". Mom was young and goth Reply 1.6k
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    Handwriting - akgt94. 15h Wife worked in a bank. Had a regular customer named Dextrose. Always wondered if he had siblings Sucrose and Fructose. Reply 2.4k
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    Font - PhilHardings Hot Pants • 17h Orange. It's not a translation or a nickname, but after the fruit itself. People keep thinking his name is George and he's just too young to pronounce it correctly but nope, his parents got their inspiration from the produce department. Reply 656
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    Font - Traditional Money968 • 20h There was a woman who used to cut my hair named Secretia....like secretion. Reply 2.4k
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    Font - archeranne. 15h Scotthew. I worked in labor and delivery. We had a pair of stoners who couldn't decide between Scott or Matthew, so they just merged the two. Honestly, it's just one of many dumb ones I encountered. ... Reply 1.3k
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    Font - cinemascifi. 15h S 1 Award When my child was born, the people in the room next to us named their kid Pikachu. You read that right. Pikachu. After the Pokemon. ... Reply 1.2k
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    Rectangle - LordBaranof. 19h I knew a pair of twin boys in elementary school named Freedom and Friendship. Reply 1.7k 1.7k
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    Rectangle - rahyveshachr. 16h My aunt went to school with twins Candy and Cookie ... 534
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    Font - hyrulian_princess. 16h There was a tv show a couple years ago and the midwife was desperately trying to convince the about to be parents to not name their child Syphilis ... Reply 517
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    Font - MysteriousApple135 18h Reality Winner ● Reply 1.4k 1.4k
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    Font - partymouthmike • 19h I once met a woman who named her sons Doral and Viceroy. I asked her, "like the cigarettes?" She said, "yes, those were my daddy's favorite smokes." ... Reply 2k 2k
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    Font - mjn73178 15h ● In my career working at Public Schools I've had two separate children named Tequila Mockingbird. Absolutely unrelated, across the state from each other, but it's weird that it happened twice. Reply 1.4k
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    Font - pepperdice 16h ● Girl I was in HS with named Sparkle. kid in my daughters kindergarten class was named Legend. Reply 1.4k
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    Rectangle - FartAttack911. 16h Felonie. I've been downvoted a lot on Reddit for sharing this because people never believe it's a real name someone would give a kid. But it is lol Reply 790

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